
05-10-2007, 06:32 AM
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Magnificent Bastard
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Bermuda Triangle
Posts: 6,790
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You know you're addicted to Zone when you hop on your bike and can't find the button for laying mines.
You know you're addicted to zone when you hide in a cardboard box and shoot darts at whoever tries to open it.
You know you're addicted to Zone when you go to ATMs and expect to be able to buy Pipe Bombs and Medkits.
You know you're addicted to Zone when you only talk through a walkie talkie at all times to about three other people.
You know you're addicted to Zone when you try stealing cookies from a supermarket and crawl through the line in hopes that the cashier won't see you.
You know you're addicted to Zone when you try to shank everyone with a knife or syringe on the sidewalk.
You know you're addicted to Zone when you mistake an air soft gun for a KV-9 and a super soaker for a pulse rifle. |
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