Once upon a time there was a pokemon rancher.
He was also a digimon rancher.
And he also ranched little bomy kids on G2K1.
Anyways, once he ranched a pikachu, a charizard (Thats a digimon.. Right?), and a bomy kid named "AUSTEN PWOER"
The rancher bred all 3 of them and created what we know today as a teletubbie, although cross bred by 3, the cross genetics of two females and a male made WAYYYYYYY too many feminine parts in this "Teletubbie", and caused him to end in another name for a mans private part, and carry around a red purse every day.
MY story means:
If you're going to become a pokigiomy rancher, for gods sake, use a male, a female, and Kagome, the 90 year old grandfather from Florida, pretending to be a girl on UN.

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Not supposed to be funny, this is science. I hope you all learned something from this.