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Originally posted by Issues
Forget Perry Saturn, the best wrestler ever is Jeff Hardy, Swanton Bomb owns all of you!
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Yea Jeff is the best high-fyler, but Kane is the best big guy!
screw fat Undertaker, the freakish Albert, that fat **** Haku, Phatkishi, and Big Slow!
*chokeslams Jeff Hardy*
*Earl Hebner counts 1...2...3*
*DING! DING! DING!*
And the winner of this match and the new Light Heavyweight Champion is KANE!!
Stupid Albert taking Kane's Intercon title