[TheSmu]

Happy birthday.
Smu misses your RC conversations ;(

*Phayze: god damnit
*Phayze: how the **** does paper beat rock
*Phayze: i mean i can understand how scissors
can beat paper
*Phayze: and i get how rock can beat scissors
*Phayze: but there's no ****ing way paper can
beat rock
*Phayze: what, paper is supposed to magically
wrap around the rock and leave it immobile?
*Phayze: why the hell can't paper do this to
scissors
*Phayze: why can't paper do this to people?
*Phayze: why aren't sheets of college-****ing-
ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating
students as they attempt to take notes in class?
*Phayze: ill tell you why
*Phayze: because paper cant beat anybody,
paper ****ing sucks, rock would tear that **** up
in 2 seconds
*Phayze: when i play rock paper scissors i
always choose rock now
*Phayze: then when somebody claims to have
beaten me with paper, i can punch them in the
face with my already clenched fist and say, "oh
****, sorry, thought your paper would protect you"
*Phayze: >:o afk