erm, you forgot the first part <sarcasm>omgomgomgogmogmomg if that was size 23 and pink, i'd have signed up in an instant!</sarcasm> would have worked
And my other hiring thread is more up to date =D Its called "Dark Rival Wants YOU!" yeah, or you could apply here:
http://darkrivalonline.tripod.com/id9.html
NOW WILL YOU APPLY?