[Rick]

// Rewritten from scratch. Public domain goodness.
// You need not credit me for this exceedingly useless utility.
function onActionServerSide()
{
  if (params[0] == "attribs")
  {
    p = findplayer(params[1]);
    
    if (p == null)
    {
      triggerAction(0, 0, "clientside", "Attributes Finder", "attribs", "null", params[1]);
    }
    else
    {
      triggerAction(0, 0, "clientside", "Attributes Finder", "attribs", p.account, p.body, p.head, p.sword, p.shield);
    }
  }
}

//#CLIENTSIDE
function onActionClientside()
{
  if (params[0] == "attribs")
  {
    if (params[1] == "null")
    {
      say2("Player '" @ params[2] @ "' not found.");
    }
    else
    {
      say2
      (
        "Attributes of '" @ params[1] @ "':\n" @
        "Body: " @ params[2] @ "\n" @
        "Head: " @ params[3] @ "\n" @
        "Sword: " @ params[4] @ "\n" @
        "Shield: " @ params[5] @ "\n"
      );
    }
  }
}

function onPlayerChats()
{
  toks = player.chat.trim().tokenize();
  
  if (toks[0] == "/getattribs" && toks[1] != null)
  {
    triggeraction(0, 0, "serverside", "Attributes Finder", "attribs", toks[1]);
  }
}

Now, this likely does not work offhand but it is much better than that horrible code at the beginning of this thread.