[Kaimetsu]

Um... I can't help but question the logic.

Servant: "My lord, we have surveyed the land and it seems that the most prosperous place for our kingdom would be the flat, green land over there."

King: *looks out to sea* "Hey, I've got an even better idea!"

Servant: "Uh... that little rock in the ocean, my lord?"

King: "Yes! It's perfect! Just think, one day we could even collect stones from the mainland and, by depositing them on our shores, use them to expand our influence!"

Servant: "But sire, here we have acres of land for the taking. Why would we forsake that just for-"

King: "SHUT Up! TEH ILSAND HAS FISHSHES!"