OhEmGee
 

Hello Mr. President,

I have hijacked this account and I will execute the non existant hostages if you do not give into my terrorist demands???

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Ok.

Hi.

I am Jinn. I am currently in China. I am using Agent J's account.

Reasons to be jealous of me:
-VCDs are US$1-3 dollars.
-They have VCDs of movies in American theaters right now(yes they are in english with chinese subs).
-They have tons of Jet Li, Jackie Chan and Chow Yun Fat movies, even though there is no english on the VCDs of them.
-My "aunt" (mom's cousin) cooks great Chinese food, and I eat Chinese food everyday. Real Chinese food.
-I take gung fu lessons twice a day.
-There is Bill Nye show in Chinese (all bow down to me now)
-When I come back to USA, I miss the first 2 or 3 days of school.
-I'm Jinn, and you aren't.

Reasons for me to be jealous:
-I have no cable modem here, modems are super slow especially here. (50k, but forums are a *****)
-Most people around you speak English.

Maybe I forgot something... =\

*eats your spam*

bring me something back, okay?

YAY HE IS BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

*is jealous*

*china is cool*

You should pick up a real samurai hat while your there

*is Sisok*

Then sell it for 400g, lol

AHAHAHLLOLOOOLOLOOLLO
WOAW YUO R PHUNNIE

Just wrote that to raise post count, lol

That is the dumbest thing i've ever herd...

Bah your worthless go away now so you dont get hurt

HAHAHHAH THAT IS FUNNAY BECAUSE IGNORANCE IS COOL GUY!!!

perhaps I should make you a chart.

Chinese | Japanese
--------------------------------
Shaolin Samurai
Ninja
Nunchuckus Katana
Me Not me

theres a lot more but i dont feel like listing it all for a dumb **** like you

stupid forums f-ed up my chart

Chinese ___ | ___ Japanese
--------------------------------
Shaolin____ Samurai
____________ Ninja
Nunchuckus Katana
Me _____ Not me
Kung Fu _________ Karate
Tai Chi __________ Kendo
Yuen ____________ Yen

anyway
china is cool, but there are so many people that you always have to wait in line....
it took half an hour at the bank to change my traveller checks into Chinese Yuen.....
people at the bank are rather uneducated and you can tell, arent happy to be there....theres no service with a smile
american money is worth 8.26 times as much....
my $200 in traveler checks turns into about 1640 yuen
and i still have 150 in billage to turn into Yuen if i need it.

you have to remember that on graal, the Samurais are just a giant medeivel asian stereotype

yes i know, thats why i was surprised they didnt accept my fung si yan with slanted eyes..

im sad =(

I will make sure it wont be like that on Nothar.

woo.

semicolon greater than


guess what

tae kwon do is korean.

(psst this was pointless.)