WAR and a picnic
 

I, Overlord Bosh Archigos, believe we should conduct a major war against Zormite some time next August to reclaim my rightful position as the leader of that nation.

For too long have these kingdoms sat without sufficient military leadership, and for too long has this world been at peace again. I am a warlord, and I shall bring this planet back to the chaos which I love most.

Also remember to bring a snack for lunch, preferably something simple to eat that will not take much space in your pack. For those who forget lunch you may snack on cooked body parts of their allies, delicately prepared by yours truly.

More wars are always good, we should just war everyone and get GK over with :)

War?! I better start training phys now...

August...gives us Zormites time to get ready.