Graal Structured Query 'Language'
 

I am the king of useless scripts, and here is one of my finest. I like to call it 'gsSQL.' Everyone who comes to work for me seems to be in awe of it (probably because it's just huge and pointless). I have a healthy disregard for YAGNI, if you can't tell.

I realize that the first line says 'read the documentation first,' but I never got around to it... If you know PHP/mySQL, then you'd probably get the gist of this, just replace 'my' with 'gs' and voila.

If someone has some sort of use for this and feels compelled to have documentation, I will gladly oblige.

e: And I'd also like to add that it has a built-in timer to show how efficient it is (simple conditions can be evaluated in <.02 seconds).

You sure had alot of time on your hands: I love it :D

A pretty big bugfix that I didn't catch until after I posted and removal of remnants of older versions:

Nice!

Wow, you DID have a lot of time on your hands.

Not bad :)