you know your addicted to zone when...
 

you know your addicted to zone when (you finish sentence)

example-

Youknow your addicted to zone when you wonder how much bounty bin laden has.

you know your addicted tozone when someone trips you over and you react by saying "spar me noob"

you know your addicted to zone when you see sumone in a Dark Black coat and sunglasses with red spiked hair and go "Oh ****! there's IXI!!!" and pee ure whitey-tighties.

hehe funny

you know your addicted to zone when you make a thread asking when you know your addicted to zone

here's another one

you know your addicted to zone when you are jumping over stuff and you freeze and then run away when you see a person with the word "Staff" on their shirt.

You know you're addicted to Zone when you hop on your bike and can't find the button for laying mines.

You know you're addicted to zone when you hide in a cardboard box and shoot darts at whoever tries to open it.

You know you're addicted to Zone when you go to ATMs and expect to be able to buy Pipe Bombs and Medkits.

You know you're addicted to Zone when you only talk through a walkie talkie at all times to about three other people.

You know you're addicted to Zone when you try stealing cookies from a supermarket and crawl through the line in hopes that the cashier won't see you.

You know you're addicted to Zone when you try to shank everyone with a knife or syringe on the sidewalk.

You know you're addicted to Zone when you mistake an air soft gun for a KV-9 and a super soaker for a pulse rifle.

you know your addicted to zone when you go to a shop and ask to by a bluerifle.

you know your addicted to zone when you walk up to the shopkeeper and grab him expecting to be able to buy things.

You know you're addicted to zone when you attempt to kill everyone in the building to get teleported to the dropship.

You know you're addicted to zone when they fight back, and you call them teamers.

You know you're addicted to zone when the police show up, you shoot them twice and hit kevlar both times and yell, OHSHYT AN ADMin!

You know you're addicted to zone when your last thoughts from that are "Ohcrap, I wonder how long I'm going to be banned for."

u know your addicted to zone when u was watching the news and you said "saddam is hiding in cave for bounty laming"

Lol. :p

You know you're addicted to zone when you develop a pathological fear of pumpkins.

you know your addicted to zone when you take time to read through this topic.

You know you're a zone addict when you can beat Typhoon.

You know you're addicted to zone when say "showonlinetime" and the server asks "Do you have a life?"

You know you are addicted to Zone when you ask random people on the street when the events start.

You know you are addicted to Zone when you mortar people's homes for fun.

You know you are addicted to Zone when you are threatened by a rocket launcher wielding maniac and tell him "lol noob, ur not on ur base".

You know you are addicted to Zone when you climb onto people's roofs and shout out "BASE 1 CAPTURED!".

You know you are addicted to Zone when you go around threatening people with carrots.

You know you are addicted to Zone when you kill people and fire their corpses at passers by and call your gun the ghost rifle.

You know you are addicted to Zone when you jump into a volcano expecting to land safely in the lava caves.

You know you are addicted to Zone when you tell someone PM, and you wait for a response.

You know you are addicted to Zone when you constantly hear Iricia music in the Elevator.

You know you are addicted to Zone when the electricity goes out you say its a server crash.

You know you are addicted to Zone when you set a mine near someone and say its safe, Its Friendly.

Sincerely,
Desear

You know you're addicted to zone when you wake up and scream, "I CANT FIND MY PHOTON ANYWHERE!!!!"

You know you are addicted to zone when you hit the wall thinking it will take you into the planet selection. :D
You know you are addicted to zone when you realize you can't go into the planet selection no matter how hard you hit the wall.
You know you are addicted to zone when you get shot in real life and eat a cookie in the hopes that it will save your life.

You know you're addicted to Zone when you say /kick dude2020


:asleep: :asleep:

You know you're addicted to Zone when you think you have health points in real life.

You know you're addicted to Zone when you shoot a person thinking they'll end up in the dropship.

You know you're addicted to Zone when you jump in front of a car with an electron thinking you can disable it.

You know you are addicted to Zone when you ask to buy a Mech at a Car Dealership.

Sincerely,
Desear

You know you're addicted to Zone when you use your bike and ride by someone you hates house because you think you can lame them and shoot the person when he walks out his house from your bike.

I may start posting more here. ;o

You know you're addicted to zone when you see someone with a badge and helmet you go like "OH MY GOD! ITS SULUKRA!" and then die because you thought Sulukra logged onto Zone.

You know you're addicted to zone because whenever someone punches you, you think "Q" and try to find your vast cache of weapons.

You know you're addicted to zone when you think that if you can't go anywhere unless you pick a class first.

You know you're addicted to zone when you try to beat people who have machine guns and bombs with your two pistols.

Cant.. Stop.. Lmao..

You know you are addicted to Zone when you ask someone with an afro "Whoa, when did the new GFX come out?"

You know you are addicted to Zone when you crash your car into a wall, then stand there and wait for another to respawn.

You know you are addicted to Zone when you start throwing toxic waste at your classmates, then tell them that the effects will wear off after 30 seconds.

You know you are addicted to Zone when you are shot 5 times, so you decide to eat a cookie.

You know you are addicted to Zone when you kill your best friend because he was eating a bounty.

You know you are addicted to Zone when you post why you are addicted to zone in the zone forums..

you knowyour addicted to zone when you join the army and go into iraq withnought but a sword and a jetpack.

y know your addicted to zone when u see some1 climb a wall and u shout "noob wall hacker"

You know your addicted to zone when you see people all over the place at once and you shout MOUSE WARPER!

You know your addicted to zone when you see someone in the attic and you yell IMAGE DELETER!

You know your addicted to Zone when you like Kittens.

You know you are addicted to Zone when you set yourself alight and run into highly explosive barrels for a joke.

You know you are addicted to Zone when you kick someone expecting them to disappear and warp up to the dropship.

You know you're addicted to zone when you eat 5 cookies without chewing, choke on them and die, and your last thought is "Well damn, I think stefan needs to debug these."

Ive never done that :rolleyes:

You know you're addicted to Zone because when they're picking teams, you always say "What? You can't join that team! You haven't picked your class yet!"

you know you're addicted when you make such a thread :mad:

Jo beat you to it.

you know your addicted to zone when you shoot yourself thinking it might make it possible to see the new weapons that have been added in the update. Then you get yelled out when you give your dad a titty twister thinking he is the trader. :D

You know you are addicted to Zone when you press f7 to see who is online and you are on msn (Jo ;o)

Im sure i heard that somewhere..

You know your addicted to graal when you run into the wall and say "Wtf? My hacks aren't working"

*Looks at his own sig* Looks like Gambet's advice worked.

You know you're addicted to Zone when if you meet someone IRL named Jesse, you yell at him to host events.

You know you're addicted to Zone when you tell someone to change their outfit at the nearest glowing vestibule.

Ive done that.. But Jesse was a she. And she had NO idea what the hell i was talking about so she just giggled and walked off.. :)

I dont know what game your talking about.. O_O