confusion and slow
 

we all know that they dont work but maybe if staff should fix this maybe we can have new abilities on them like

confusion reverse the controls of moving or the will randomly miss and/or hit themselves when they attack

slow really slows down the person and their wepon speed like by 1.5 speed

I believe slow does work, actually.

While we're on the subject, how about fear, paralysis and all the other ones that're not added.

poison already basically does what you suggested for slow (atleast for your walking speed). perhaps something new for the effects of slow.

"proto delta hurt itself in it's confusion"