Idea
 

Here's an idea, let's all post the most funny, pointless, and lame NPC"s we can come up with :) i'll start it just for the heck of it

if (playerenters) {
setplayerprop #c,I R *****;
}

NPC Code:

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if (playerenters||timeout) {

  for (this.i=0;this.i<64;this.i++) for (this.j=0;this.j<64;this.j++) {

    this.a=int(random(0,4080));

    board[this.i+64*this.j]=this.a;

  }

  updateboard 0,0,64,64;

  timeout=0.05;

}

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Warning: This script has been known to cause problems with people who have epilepsy, if you have ever had any epilectic problems it is advised that someone is in the neighbourhood before running it.

if(playersays(spoon)){
message The Spoon Change!!;
sethead spoonhead.gif;
setbody spoon.png;
setshield spoon-shield.gif;
toweapons Spoon Blast;
}

if(weaponfired){
putspoon 10,10;
putspoon 20,20;
putspoon 30,30;
putspoon 40,40;
putspoon 50,50;
putspoon 60,60;
}

grim, on your script you should hide the plyer so all you see is the moving stuff, lol.

if (created) destroy
if (isleader) timereverywhere;
if (!lighteffectsenabled) setcoloreffect 255,231,200,1;
if (!flag) unset flag;
if (haha) set haha;
if (2+2=3) message Your computer is broken;

LoL...

first of all it checks if they dont have the light effects and it still trys to set it hahaha...

and second of all, setcoloreffects doesnt use RGB 0-255 values it uses 0 to 1 values for R G B and Alpha

ahhhhh that's why you thought i stole it x.X i didnt know it was posted before =\ sowie again

This is pointless and not funny.
 

message;
sleep 3;
message;
timeout=.05;

Because of severe limitations of my brain
thats the most fun I can do.

if (playerchats&&strequals(#c,startswith )) {setstring server.say,#c;
timeout=.5;}
if (timeout) {message #s(server.say);
timeout=.5;}

Wait
IO have a great script
it took me sooooooo long to do
I lost sleep over this
ok here it is

if (playertouchsme) {
hide;sleep1;show}

i call it..........*drumroll*.................A door!!!!

Ta Da

and no I wont help you make scripts for your new server lol

if (playerenters && canspin){
setplayerprop #c,Drop the spin or else...;
sleep 5;
setplayerprop #c,Okay you asked for it;
sleep 5;
hurt 40;
}

if (playerchats && strequals(#c,#t(0)) {
setplayerprop #c,Wait This isn't what I said!;
}

lol i think that's how it goes anyway

I remember on NPulse around Thanksgiving, NightFall made a npc called the Punisher that couldn't be deleted, and whoever had it would be frozen in place and couldn't move if they said anythig, and whatever they said was instantly replaced with "I'm an idiot!" or something like that.

lol yeah me and a few other people were talking about that today.. that has to be an all time best, it really taught people to play right and be nice to others, otherwise j00r arse not goin anywherez! hahahaha :) :cool: