Silly and Random Weapons
 

Just for fun like for April Fool's or something.

Magic Spoon

Attacks like a normal dagger but does little damage
(Added effects: Poking, annoyance)

Whoopee Cushion

Not a weapon but for AFD or something, makes funny fart noises of course.

Then there's my personal favorite:

Nidonemo's Magic Frying Pan
Dam +25, Speed +10, Magic +5, Int +5, (Anti-Stupidity, Newbie Bashing)
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This is the sacred Magic Frying Pan that was given to Nidonemo by the Goddess of Randomness herself. It is Nidonemo's Favorite Weapon and only now was it replicated so he could share his joy with others!

Whaddya think? :D

Boring, just goto events island and play football :p

How dare you! I think these would kick ass! :mad:

Better if everyones weapons where turned into spoons ;)

No spoons without...
 

Dude, spoons would be great, but only if I can poke badgers with them.

I think there should be some sort of pie-throwing weapon, like the snowballs we had at christmas. That would be awesome :)

I think we should just stick to sensible weapons and not waste time creating stupid items everyone will forget about in a week, and stick to doing more important things like forts.
I'm surprised you haven't mentioned forts in this thread yet, Monkeyboy ;)

What is up your blouse?

It has to do with APRIL FOOLS what would be wrong? I would like to have some of those items they seem cool.
And this isn't a bashing thread just in case you did not know

Re: Silly and Random Weapons
 

Way overpowered. Unless you had like a str -20 and dex-10 on that, it's way too powerful.

Heavy Hammer of Weight
wt. 3000kg
(speed-20)(dex-29)(dmg+250)(attacktypes: Physical)

Moss Covered Staff of Meteors
wt. 3.0kg
(spellpoints -600)(10 charges of Meteor Swarm)

Paper hat
wt. 0.001kg
(ac+1)(high chance of it being blown away)

Re: Re: Silly and Random Weapons
 

Okay yeah I know, allright maybe... Dam +12 and Speed +5?

Re: Re: Re: Silly and Random Weapons
 

damn - 12 and speed -5 maybe.

And damn, khallos, you're right! I gotta get back on the ball X_X

Staple Gun
 

Dude, shooting staples at people. That would be hillarious. RAWR.

Yes, they may be cool, but the time could be spent more profitably doing the stuff that everyone is complaining about, making more people happy.
Don't worry Monkeyboy, plenty of threads with no mentoin of forts in, as yet ;)
Oh, and please could you point out where I said this was a bashing thread? Thanks.

Dam +7 and speed +1 is reasonable.

Re: Re: Re: Silly and Random Weapons
 

Nido that is still too powerful o__o how is that even aprilfoolish? Maybe like Magical Frying Pan Dam+50, Resist phys -100, speed -20, dex -20 would be good but.. not like dam +12 speed +5 tahts like.. better then hammer stats :eek:

How about a weapon what turns swords into crap swords for a period of time? like that balor spell :P

!O_O!
when i worked on graal 2001 ME-graphics Karsh-Ganis CheeToS -Scipter made
"Pie System"
you could pick diffrent flavores of pies that you could bust in peoples faces,
someone deleted it though >:O`

They did? Aww...I remembered that NPC. That was cool.