-wouldnt one of these just totally rock?
 

:megaeek: itd be so funny... hehe ac+12...

wowzers then kingdoms would be almost perfectly unbalanced!!

Um...?

no. the proper response is "yes wonderboy and just because you made this retarded thread you roxor!"

There is actually a much better armour than that, with similar but greater stats.

Re: -wouldnt one of these just totally rock?
 

No. :)

Basic Awsomeness...

Pair of Katars (dam+2)(attacktypes: physical)
wt. 2kg
made of: metal

Thing is the way it attacks would be awsome =P


Boring stat awsomeness
Unearthly Armlet of Omnipotence
(str+5)(dex+5)(con+5)(int+5)(wis+5)(pow+5)(cha+5)( resist all +75)(magic+10)(regeneration+10)(attuned: all)(skill grant: meditation)

Super boring... i'd rather have the katars

The katars sound better than the armlet!

How about seeing this:
Those are bracers of the million (strength+1000000)(dex+1000000) (damage+1000000) (speed+1000000) (con+1000000) (wisdom+1000000) (int+1000000) (power+1000000) (luck+1000000) (power+1000000) (weight limit+1000000) (charm+1000000) (ac+1000000) (armour+1000000) (wc+1000000) (regeneration+1000000) (resist all+1000000) (magic+1000000) (attuned: all) (skill grant: all skills) (spell grant: all spells)
They weigh 1000000kg.

I would probably cast icestorm on it and take the icecube home.

edit: I hope you see the irony in this item.

It'd be interesting to see what counts higher - weight or dex/speed... if these values would be used to the max - a shame to see more than 700000 points going to waste though ;)

Are you joking about the armlet's or do they actually exist =/?

He made them up.

Sudden item ideas...
Silver Armlet of Protection (ac+1)(armour+13)
wt. 0.2kg
made of: metal

Bracelet of Chaos (ac+2)(armour -20)(str+2)(dex+2)(con-5)(int-3)(wis-3)(pow+3)(attuned: fire, cold, electricity, transferrence)(repelled: protection, restoration, turning, summoning, creation)
wt. 0.1kg
made of adamant

Sash of Fire Resistance (ac+1)(armour+7)(resist fire+30)
wt. 0.1kg
made of cloth

Would this not totally rock more? Not fake. Indeed same email address. :cool:

No. That's just...scary. :(