So-called shiny key
 

Well, because some girl was in need of a toy cannon, and because i'm to old for those, i gave her one. She gave me a shiny key. But heck, that Shiny Key looked a damn lot like a stone. So, i examined it, and ((omfg)) it even was made of stone, and called a strange rock =x

applaudes the first one to post it i think they did it on purpose not all items are what the quest people say they are.

This is the first lame item =x
All others (except carving, even though it's still sorta sure...) are abosolutely what they say.

you give it to the geologist when he asks for a "new rock" to examine.

Even the Golden Spring that ends up as a Doohickey Door?

Naw, you could pretend that if you are psychic :D