Kids, uncle vermain says: Wash your hands after every meal.
 

Well, anyways, I'm forced to go and visit our cousins and their two "I've-just-drank-seven-bottles-of-sugar" kids. So, anyways, we have some pizza for supper (Since it would be impossible to cook.) and afterwards, I decided to go out and watch the gophers in the field. I stand still, they come up and look at me, blah blah blah. I eventually kneel down and hold out a grass chute for them. I forgot that I forgot to wash my hands back at the ol' house. So the gopher, instead of biting the grass chute, starts clawing at my hand. Nothing serious, I have birds digging into my skin all the time. Then he starts BITING my finger joint. I pull my hand away really quickly. After about 2 more times of this, I decide to go and get some bandages. (Those critters can bite.)

The moral? Wash your hands, or the gophers will think your hand is food.

um......yep.....i would agree with that.......

must have hurt.....ouch

Why didn't you just kick the gopher?

haha, he didn't want to hurt him :(
But that's kinda funny, but it would hurt. oof

Thats what I would have done.

Gophers? Like wild gophers?

No Fai, in a zoo.

a petting zoo!!!

:D

My cat does that.

lucky.......i wish i could have a cat........

and no, im not allergic to them either.....place where i live doesnt allows pets, though the owners live next door and have a small dog :P

get a FERRET

eh......im not really a rodent person....nor are my parents......and like i said.....i cant have a pet....not even a fish :(

Cats are the best, they are smart and they act cool.

my cat is cooler than yours

gophers are too interesting to kick
i only kick dogs

You would shoot a dog Sam.

Dogs are cool =(

Oh, and by the way, these were REAL wild gophers. Not petting zoo gophers. (But don't worry, I didn't get rabies. No blood was drawn.)

::laughes at uncle vermains misfortunes::

dont like cats... they allways seem to cling onto my face

that is good......i would be sad if vermain had to leave :(

Vermain, you are crazy. If it HAD drawn blood, you could've gotten rabies or worse. Don't do stuff like that with wild animals. You're too trusting. =P

my cat rules!!!! it is really fuzzy and always sheds, but for some reason it dont move!!! I just sits there as I poke it and then after a while it stands up, then I just put a book on top of it and it goes "MEAHHHH!" in a really annoying voice, so I then put a role of duct tape around its neck so when it walk its head fell to the ground, then my mom found me doing this and she yelled at me, so later I put the cat in a box on the refrigerator for like an hour.... and guess what? THE CAT ONLY COMES TO ME WHEN I CALLL IT!!!!!! IT LOVES ME!!!!

You're an inhumane ******* :(

Ferrets kick ass..My old neighbor used to have one. It crawled through my pants once...I was all like o.O!

and you enjoyed it, too. God, why can't we make ONE thread without being PERVERTED?

Sheesh, you think I'm dumb? I know I coulda gotten rabies, but hey, learning experience.

Agreed

my cat is stupider than yours

Its not inhumane... I never have hurt the cat, and cats must like it if its never attacked me.. and *******s cant be people..... they are just holes for poo to come out of............

Cats are stupid. They're boring, ignore you most of the time, and they can't catch a frisbee, they don't chase a ball, THEY JUST WANT YOU TO PAT THEM THE END!

Dogs on the other hand, they kick ass! They love you more, they catch a ball, and you can easily teach them! (My dog was damn smart... I don't have it any more :( )

my cat has a misformed leg, leaving it mostly immobile and docile, and my dog is too fat!!! it weighs 106 lbs and its weigt should be 70!!! and I am not an *******! EThor probably "plays" with his cat too!!!!

That would have been funny to see....
But it must of hurt alot :(

haha, yeah!

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Marle what anime charecter is that on your avatar?

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PM her and ask her that. keep to the subect

TrueHeat next time i see you in the street im gonna kick you and see how you like it :mad:

wered all the animal activist come from? too bad Jack and Twiztid cant talk about cats with... maybe that good

Cats are great, but I prefer dogs. My dog is a beagle, black lab mixture :-). The only time my family's cat ever comes to me for something is when she is either hungry or if she wants me to put her outside, my dog is always friendly though.

Hmm, ever since that iParty with Marle, Gameo, and such. My cat is afraid to come near the computer. :(