Limericks
 

I, Bobo, the famous Limerick maker,
am making Limericks for people who
want one.. For an example check
Googi's sig. He has one in it by me
:D

Just post here and say if you want one
or not.

GRAAL RELATED

:o

i guess :)
i am feeling sleepy :o

Ok, im guessing your nickname is Scream =\

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There once was a man named Scream

who would take sexy baths in cream

He heard a small noise

like the squeek of dog toys

and he found out his butt had leaked steam =\

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not too many words rhyme with Scream

yea yea thats cool :)

durr....*hiccup*

My eyes hurt already and its only 11 PM =(

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There once was a graalian ghost

who would act like the almighty host

he fell in a hole

got raped by a mole

and now his relationships are toast =\

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Who would want a ghost with violated toast :D

2am here i am off to bed.
Night. :o

Oh heres one for Psyker even tho he didnt ask -.-

NPC Code:

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There once was a guy named Psyker

who beat up an innocent biker

he called the biker fat

then hit him with a bat

now he is known as The Striker

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haa..

I'd make a slightly witty comment about that however I'm fresh out..so meet the garbage can and choke on your own funk!

I'm surprised, you didn't misspell my name...

Ok, you always manage to say some kind of corny thing in each of your posts =\

Whats so hard about spelling Psyker :\
Its names like rumpelstiltskin that are hard =\

I'm almost as bad as Ringo singing the blues

psycker, pyker, pker, psker, psiker, psicker, sicker, sucker, psuker.

i've heard them all.

your almost like that one booey kid, he would say dumb stuff that wasnt even the same subject =\

:( :) :o ;) :confused: :megaeek:

*shivers*

b00ey is a idiot beyond compare...he should be shot with a 9 inch nail and thrown into a compression tank...

there was this one guy who misspelled Bobo, i think he was on crack

Like
Hobo Mofo Doodo, Bubbu Bobu etc?

he will always set the example for stupidity in the new millenium, hes practically famous :rolleyes:

no I think it was bouz0rz

Don't complain about your "confusing" names untill you've had Nastazio. I've had everything from Nazzata to n azi.

Make one about me, limerick boy ;)

KAMUII.

Kamuii and Nastazio are 2 hard ones... I might have to either use your first name or like 'Kamoo' or something =\

Kamoo's fine.

lol do bezerker
or bob blimey

Kaimetsu
There once was a dude named Kaimetsu
Whose name only ryhmed with Kaimetsu
He tried every letter
To discover one better
But still he was stuck with Kaimetsu

Or you could chop your name and make this

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There once was a person named Kai

who thought he was quite the hot guy

he looked in the mirror

to see his worst fear

he face was covered with pie!

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and one for Kamoo

NPC Code:

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There was a king named Kamoo

who didnt know how to tie shoes

He yelled at his knights

and started to fight

Hes singing the anti shoe blues =]

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there was a nerd named Bob blimey

who only touched things that were slimey

he went to the sink

and ate all the stink

and now his mouth is grimey :eek: 

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and

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There was a teen named bezerker

who found hes a constant jerker

he tried not to wank

what a pathetic yank

now when he talks hes a burper =\

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omigosh you're mean :(

Haha ;)

Holy:
That limerick does not have the correct format on line 3.
but good idea i guess?

Stylez, Romeo, Romeo2k and im sexxxay ;-)

Holy:
There once was a man from Nantucket
he gave up on life and said "f*** it"
he kicked and he cursed
he wound up in a herse
because he had kicked the bucket