| Spyder5782 |
05-12-2001 12:28 AM |
Wow i havent been here in a while. it is because the day after my last post a friend invited me over to his house so i went. then went out in his backyard to go squirrel hunting. while there, we found a little green elf who told us that there is a hidden cave behind the trees. so we went there. to our surprise there was in fact a little green elf who told us his name was yoda. he obviously wasnt yoda but we went along with it anyway. he handed us both apples so we ate them. my friend's chest exploded and I screamed. I was scared because i thought the same thign would happen to me. Then I started feeling dizzy. I fell asleep. When i awoke i was sitting in a raft in some large body of water. I had no food, so i pretended to be dead, and when a birdl flew over be i would ring its neck, and drink its blood to survive. I finally reached land. I got off the raft and saw a wierd sight. there were huge trees and i decided to climb one of them. I climbed all the way to the top and then looked around. I saw a castle in the middle of the island i was on. So i travled to the castle. To my surprise, I saw sigourney weaver sitting in the castle. she gave me a bowl of soup so I ate it. aI started feeling dizzy. "oh no", i said, I thought i was going to be transported somewhere else now. i fell asleep. I woke up, and I was in the middle of this gigantic field. to my left, about 2 miles away, I saw a little black dot moving around. I travled to it, to discover it was a hamster 5 feet tall frolicing through the meadows. It charged towards me and knocked me down. I fell unconcious. When i woke up, i was sitting in the local supermarket about 3 miles away from my house. I walked home. my mom asked me where i was , considering i was gone for 2 or so months.so I explained this story to her. a few days later i am here, posting this story to all of you.
-SilentBob
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