Once apon a time a small helpless newbie was on a great team called the EVENTS TEAM... When the newbie was working each day on helping graal with his tag the sweet helpless newbie would be ATTACKED by the wicked witch... The newbie tried to kill the evil witch but she got the better of him because of the awesome powers she got from the HIGH PRIEST who was blinded and tricked into giving her thee powers... Later a good prince came to help the wizard.. the wizard found out his mistake and killed the witch and drained all her power... he called back the newbie who was now an oldbie and asked him to rejoin his band of events knights :P

newbie = Krakken
witch = Just GUESS (Lycia for N00Bs)
High Priest = Stefan
Prince = Dunno who found her out...

HOWS THAT for a get into staff line :P

(this material was for joke purposes ONLY please do not try to recreate this in any attempt to gain a staff position)

is the high priest also the wizard? nice story though.

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Yea thats right :P

*omeone shouts from couud* It a Gowd stowy

nice
 

I like your story...
too bad you didnt copyright it *goes to get it published* ::grins::

The Wizard is probably the high priest, or maybe some sort of Maslowian symbol for self-actualization.

My bet's on Stefan.

Haha.
 

That story is fun. More people should spend their time on writing like that ;)

*Hawk* I'll sue you for this

Thanks Everyone... You have all INSPIRED me to write more stories... stay tuned.

can't sue him, he copyrighted it so it's officially his :P

High Priest=Mr. Bear

Ah? Help? Yes, please.