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Dead Waking Culture: Era's Final Atavistic Throes
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For reasons unknown, I decided to frequent your virtual gangbanger daycare. As I toured the city, I realized much had changed since my last visit. I was able to procure a map from a local sap, and was aghast to see that drastic changes had occurred to geography beyond the shores. The island formerly known as Southridge had ostensibly disappeared, with only two lesser growths of land on either side. But what does this matter? (I hear you asking me this in a soft and patient tone.) Realizing the apparent eradication of Southridge, a fear gripped me at the core of my being. The one building that mattered - that one centre of culture that stood mocking the slough of ignorance and bigotry that comprise Era - had likely died along with the rest. Yes, I am referring to the Potluck Pig. Within those sacred walls, lifetimes of stories intertwined amongst spirits, smokes, and close allies. The primal bellowing from street thugs and contract killers was muted to the point of a soft whisper. Assassins became philosophers, and bandits scholars. I searched frantically throughout the remains of the islands - only to find mansions housing the elite and capitalist dogma along with trinket shops meant to enthrall the simple-minded. http://i1052.photobucket.com/albums/...DEVIDENCE3.jpg http://i1052.photobucket.com/albums/...devidence2.png Who could have done this? Who is responsible for the destruction of the last beacon of culture in this most wretched and hideous of cities? And what have we gained, save for bedizened mansions meant to please the affluent and ostentatious? What monstrous and fatuous entity would order the eradication of Era's last hope for societal progression? This is the end, Era. I should demand a response and an apology from those responsible for this most grievous act, but I have no care for you at all anymore. Have your staged gun duels and pretentious housing. Engage in your inane shouting contests. Revel in your shallow past-times of flower-picking and shell hunting. http://i1052.photobucket.com/albums/...tluckdeath.png LAST KNOWN IMAGE OF THE POTLUCK PIG, C. 2010 CE Gone are the nights of wine-fueled reveries, with clouds of smoke billowing towards the wood-grained horizon. Nevermore shall a game of darts be played whilst deep in the throes of philosophical discussions and quandaries. Gone is the final haven for the enlightened and the brave, and gone is the hope that this atavism may some day be reversed. I condemn you, Era, for there is now truly nothing left to save. You guys seriously ****ed up. |
lmao xD
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It's to the right of the hospital, where the old skate-shop used to be.
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Its still there, they have just moved upto the main island ;)
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That construct that looks like a hybrid office-building and apartment complex is most certainly not the Potluck Pig. The sign does look suspiciously familiar, so perhaps it was saved from the rubble. Industrial vents on the ceiling? Walls of windows lining the hideous exterior so that any curious passerby may gaze upon the happenings inside? This is not the Potluck Pig. |
Potluck Pig was not the only victim...have you seen the Event House? I've been complaining about it for weeks, but Tim_Rocks just laughs in my face.
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serious post is serious
but yeah it's still there, it just got moved |
I too came back to find all these changes also, I was pretty disappointed as well.
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take it from somebody enveloped by chronic depression: nobody's impressed by your ****ing vocabulary.
the server is different. there are people at the helm that are pretty gross. nobody cares. move on like the rest of us have. |
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Did you guys miss the day in school when they taught you what satire is?
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Since TK hasn't posted in this thread yet, it's the closest thing we've got.
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Well you can always go to the actual unchanged version on Era iPhone ;)
If you know snk you should ask him to give you PC access. |
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I have to message you. |
y is every fkn post being deleted?? tim can't stand constructive criticism, what a tard
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Kinda agree with him, Tim's being a major doucher |
these forums are so dry and it's disappointing to come here. maybe they should just let him ***** all he wants so there's actually something to talk about.
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go back to ur forum ocelot
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must have touched one of those nerve endings still left
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na every1 left cuz ocelot was banning ppl and deleting posts |
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i didn't delete any posts not that i can recall anyway your tears are delicious though |
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kthx |
must've been another admin, some kid was deleting posts...ocelot even banned tim (the manager) lol
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If you're going to use century gothic, don't use it for body text, it's almost as bad as futura.
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What exactly is this a satire of? |
I been thinking which Manager is worst on Era History
Jenn = that killed Chrisz Era or Tim = that pretty much killed Current/Rick Era in General idk there almost equal jenn drop 200+ playercount to 5 but Jenn actually develop |
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its unsightly |
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do they have a level editor for iPhones? |
I'm actually back, it was a weekend trip.
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