'Twas the night before Christmas...
 

'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the server,
not a creature was stirring, not even a spawner;
The NPCs were hung, by the database with care,
in hopes that Stefan soon would be there;
The players were nestled all snug on their desktops,
while visions of gelats danced in their braintops;
And Tig in his 'kerchief, and I on the map,
had just settled down, for a long longer Graalian's nap,
when out by the ET Center there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from TC to see what was the matter;
Away down to Jail, I drove in my car,
tore down the blocking noob, and threw down the bars;
The poor skeletons of starved jailers sat in the new fallen snow,
gave the lustre abusing staff to objects below;
When, what on my wondering screen should appear,
but a miniature nothing (no new content to be had), and eight tiny reindeer;
With a little old oldbie, so wise and quick,
I knew in a moment, it must be Dusty!
More scripting than ever, his weapons- they came!
And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name,
"Now Hotkeys, Now Warpscroll, Now Hats that used to be rare but aren't anymore!"
"On Hupping, and Whip, on Sniper Rifle!"
"To the top of Tarran, To the top of FoD Guild House!"
"Now PK away! PK away! PK away all!"

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I gotta give you props on that one Mattkan, it was pretty good.

The night Mattkan stole the christmas

That's pretty good. :p

Creative, But Xor? Jeez you could've picked such a better santa clause.

get wil soul to rap this

"ppbt ppbt dibbi-dibbi-doo ppbt pbbt didi-dibbi-doo 'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the server (through the server) not a creature was stirring not even a Spa-spa-spa-spawned! (Spawner) Ohhhhhh yeah yeah!"

Looks like you got a typo in your title image, should fix that or Add it to the Dictionary.

Noticed that too late- too lazy to fix.

He could just color over the white and make it green in the error part.

Yes but he seems to be lazy so any of our suggestions would become moot.

Eh, Possibly.

I changed my mind. The red squiggly line is of my creation- I added it for dramatic effect.

SO DRAMATIC!
ITS SQUIGGLY AND RED!
IT'S NEW!
IT'S HIP!
IT'S VIOLENT!
IT'S SCANDALOUS!
IT'S A MOTHER F***ING RED SQUIGGLY LINE!!!!!!
Narrated by Regret
Explosions brought to you by Michael Bay

FYI: It wasn't a miracle, I impregnated Mary.

Pretty sure it was me bro, s seconds ftl huh.

Can we all agree that mary is just easy and "Virgin Mary" was just a name to allure rich guys?

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It's just a link to the Art & Literature section of the forums. Try again, and if you receive the same error i'd suggest contacting Darlene.

Nah, reason 1 applies to him. You need to send in a short application (Here I think?) to get access to The Lounge