Jesus (2015)
 

Happy birthday.

Jesus was born in june.

what other fictional characters were born december 25th

haha, I was thinking about making this thread =P

Jessus was born this day 2015 years ago acording to the Bible

ZOMG religion is not real, argue me

The exact birthday of Jesus is not known.

Christmas was "rescheduled" to fit in with winter solstice or something like that.

It doesn't have to be a religious thread, we're just honoring the first known case of the Messiah Complex.

Happy Birthday Jesus :D

Oooh, burn.

I know a Jesus, he's always at Home Depot.

what about santa?

HES OVER 9000!1!!! /caps

Hahahah

roflmfao

Since when is 2015 over 9000?

thnx man u died like a champion happy birthday bro

He wasn't the first known case of a messiah complex, there were hundreds of people who have claimed to be so. He was just the most successful and manipulative.

Well, the Jesus we're talking about isn't Mexican.

if u can walk on water, you maybe is Jesus,
so yah, we all are Jesus,
because we walk on water then we walk into a water pool on the ground after it rained xD

oh and, 2015??

ooh, diss.

happy birthday buddy
religion is not real or god is not real? wat.

Man some of the posts in here are kind of offensive and I'm atheist. It's like.. why don't you give it a break?

because everyone knows christmas is the best time of year to get in this sort of dig.

Yeah that's hilarious and all, but if I started posting similar comments regarding other religion's figures they'd be deleted straight off. There's a lot of people on this forum who are Christian, I know they are, and I'm sure they don't appreciate the derogatory comments made, much like how they appreciate the fact that some people do not believe in him and are not pushing it in everyones faces. Comments like these are not atheist though, they're just inconsiderate.

-insert 'witty' rebel "look everyone im an atheist and dont wanna fit in at all" comment here-

On the internet, it is usually the non-atheists having trouble fitting in. :\

Lol irl @ this thread.

I belive he was the true messiah, that's why he naturally succeded.

2015 because I think there was a mistake at some data of wich year jessus was born, and they discovered it was supposed to be 6-7 years later. But we obviously won't change our year =P

Even if he was, Tig pretty much summed it up.

Conspiracy theory: Jesus was born on Easter and Kia = Tig

Conspiracy theory: NASA faked the birth of Christ

He got what? A couple hundred followers in his own lifetime? It's his followers who were successful.

Nobody knows when Jesus was actually born. The Church speculated that he was conceived in the spring, and so born sometime in the winter. They merged the celebration with that of the winter solstice as a matter of convenience.

He was the most successful through his followers.

This is a kind of dubious definition of success. If you become a great chemist, who does that success most rightly belong to? You or your chemistry teacher? He definitely wasn't the most manipulative.

chill. i was being sarcastic.

Happy Birthday jesus.

Whenever the hell you were born.

Hbd Jesus.
On a related note, I heard Harry potter got an invisibility cloak for xmas! :O

I'm a Christian and the only people who have trouble fitting in are the bad ones who cant accept others and their beliefs or who they are. (Which I think is a building block of Christianity. @_@ Go figure...) I have no problem you disregarding my religion but I show respect for you guys show some for me. You don't have to agree or sympathize with me. But don't go bashing it... that's just flat out rude and mean. Freely express yourself just be kind about it.

Oh... Happy Birthday Jesus. :P

That sounds like a spot-on description of Christian fundamentalists all over the US.

Happy Birthday Jesus/Jebus.
I second this.^

ya everywhere the whole country bunch of bigots omg