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H0WZAB00T EYE P00T MAH SCODA KAWN EEN JAWR BELLYB00TANJ00CE EN JIZZS0RS DOWN J00R TRACHEASAQ????????

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Dear waar,


I was with your mom last night, and she told me that you need to take your vitamins before you go to school. She also said that she won't be kissing you for a while, she has new "special chapstick".

With Love,
dozer

Dear dozer,

I would like to inform you that your sister and scooter are plotting to murder you, and take your graal account. I have also been informed that the dead fetus lying in your clothes cabinet is your brother's fetus, and not your great grandfathers.

With love,
waar

Dear waar,

I AM BEHIND YOU WITH A KNIFE AND I AM ABOUT TO CUT YOU INTO PIECES AND ****ING EAT YOU FOR BREAKFAST YOU LITTLE ***** ASS MOTHER****ER!#$

With Love,
dozer

Dear dozer,

I have just turned around and did not see anybody. You are lying, go chew on your "chubby" fingers.

With love,
waar

Dear waar,

I did. Now I have an urge to suck on a *****. Would you like to volunteer?

With Love,
dozer

Dear dozer,

I HAVE A DETACHABLE ***** I LOST IT BUT I THOUGHT IT WAS IN THE MEDICINE CABINET BUT IT WAS NOT

With love,
waar

Dear waar,

Sorry I did not get the chance to suck your *****. You have an I.O.U now. I must sleep and have wet dreams about me deepthroating your lucious dildo.

With Love,
dozer

What the ?!?!

Right...

@_@

Dear Waar and Dozer,

Please go kill your self and then rot in hell

with love Yakuzo

haha YES

Dozer and deetto are funiy

Yes they are.

But also incredibely irritating...

Yet also incredibly funny! WE SORTA LOVE YOU DOZER AND DEETTO

Hey guy, waar is cool...

ya! yay for Deetto!

Heh...dozer is cool, but sometimes he is mean to me.

it was funny the first time they did it at swordsmen forums

rar

Dear unixmad,

Please make me moderator so I can delete this topic and all of dozer's other posts full of useless profanity and insults to people he doesn't know.

I laughed so hard when they did that...

"What a lover!" growled the bull-dyke German shepherd as the trmendously hung hair dresser rubbed her heaving bazooms and rammed his glass encrusted Linda Lovelace choker into her tire tracked throat.

i love both of these boys. a lot.

I must admit, this is pretty damned funny.

YOU ARE NO BEING APPROPIATE FOR THE 5 YEAR OLDS I WILL NOW PRECEDE TO TELL MY MOMMY AND HAVE HER WRITE AN OFFICIAL COMPLAINT TO THE SUN

Hey they should get a website up on somethingawful.

KILL DA GANGSTAZ AND RAOE DA CHILDRENZ!!!!111

Dear unixmad,

I really do agree with TrueHeaT. Please make him moderator so he can delete stupid topics and ban stupid people.

:-|

you gotta death wish?