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If you had actually learned from your mistakes that would mean that reincarnation actually does happen which will increase the suicide rate overnight since people want to be something else.
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If the suicide rate is increased overnight, then there would be fewer potential mothers, and insufficient numbers to cope with the influx of new souls wanting a body.
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And then the ghosts would get furious after which they return to their former bodies and then the whole world is infested with zombies.
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If the whole world was infested with zombies, then priesthood would get a huge surge of new interest.
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If priesthood got a suden surge of interest, the birth rate would decline since priests aren't allowed to marry/make love/anything else which is birth related not counting birthdays.
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If the birth rate declined, then resurrection rate would decline too, and the zombies would triple in number. Eventually the bodies of dead priests would be possessed too, and it would be one long hopeless battle between zombies and priests.
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And that would cause a declining of our current culture, which would turn us into stark raving mad barbarians we can only think abut fighting.
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If we turned into start raving barbarians who are only interested in fighting, then HOPEFULLY we'd have the sense to use two swords at once rather than spinning around like idiots with big hammers.
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If we'd have the sense to use two swords at once we'd be constantly under influence of frenzy.
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If we were constantly under the influence of Frenzy, then the zombies wouldn't stand a chance.
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If the zombies wouldn't stand a chance then we could chop all the zombies into pieces and start working on revuilding civilisation.
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It we chopped all the zombies into pieces then the pieces would decay and from the Earth would spring huge quantities of vegetation, so that mankind could once more return to its forest-based roots.
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And then instead of how we live now on the ground people wuld start living in trees and swinging from branch to branch except a few who just miss and swing from branch again tree.
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And we would grow tails and become monkeys.
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Until after yet another 1000 years of evolving the monkey's will slowl loose their tales and become relatively hairless.
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They would begin to chop down the trees, and harnest power from burning them. Civilisation would spring up once again.
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After a while the race that evolved from the monkeys, wuld have a strange thing referred to as "Internet" where they have "forums" for communication where people post a lot of things like philosophising about what might happen in the future.
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If that happened, then oppressive moderators would threaten to remove their essential predictions.
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And people would complain about their predictions being useless.
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And then their predictions would come true, and everybody would formally apologise to the two prophets.
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And the two prophets would come into a strange papery object which contains news.
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Upon examining the paper, the prophets would find strange mimicrys of their appearances. And verily, both would be pulling stupid faces therein.
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Thus people would once again laugh at the prophets.
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So, enraged by the incessant laughing, the prophets would train an army of gnats to attack their detractors.
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(Erm.. Gnats interesting.)
And the detractors would be so afraid of that action that they would call the asylum and that the two prophets would be shut in because they were clearly insane. |
From the asylum, the prophets would convince others of their truths and incite a revolt against the wardens.
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And the revolt is of course an amazing succes, resulting in a new religion ultimately being born, a religion all to do about posting philosophies about the future on forums, and spreading the cosmic wisdom encaptured therein.
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Soon, aliens discover that intelligent life has finally arrived on Earth, and make their appearance at last.
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stop talking this thread is about Nothar |
And when those aliens come they will be greeted by the automatic "Hello, welome to Earth. Enjoy your stay here and be sure to check out some of our travel brochures acquirable at NASA", which then turns out to be the worst possible insult in the aliens language after which they instantly declare war on Earth.
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After war is declared, thousands will perish under the tyranny of the aliens, until peace is made when they realise how delicious pizza is, and how much of it humans can make.
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Then economy will show an increasing rise and in the stock market people will buy stocks for the different ingredients for pizza's.
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A trade route will be set up, bringing alien slave girls in exchange for our twisted crust lovelies.
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But those alien slave girls only came in use as servants due to the fact that they were not in any way attractive to Earthlings.
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Except for one young alien lass, who, quite endearingly, was thought of as ugly in the alien community. On Earth, she's the most beautiful thing imaginable.
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(Hmm, those aliens would probably like that last groupy :p)
But this young alien lass had no interest in working "under" a master and rebelled against the slavery. |
Running away, she found herself in the arms of the male prophet, who calmly told her "I have to go home now - college is closing. Seeya tomorrow," and disappeared into the sunset.
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This weeks reviews
I know alot of people are waiting on the newest reviews, well i'll be doing them today and i'll post them here. the ones that i mark ass passed will be sent to Stefan so he can take a look at them.
Good luck to all of you who submitted playerworlds to me :) |
Review Delteria and delete it. The outside of NightFall's house is on there, and the inside is one of my really old houses, and it's even labeled as my house. And I never wanted a house on that server, and I never gave them permission to use my old house inside. Also, I told them several times to remove it and they refused! A playerworld like that.....well, hell...it's not even a playerword....needs to be removed.
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