If I export the image into paint, then soon the whole world looks like a swirly colourful mess!

If I export the image into PSP the world soon is a lot of in-built effects.

If I print it out and apply my origami know-how, it becomes a giraffe!

If I unfold that giraffe and use scissors on it it'll soon become a string of paper dolls.

If I set fire to those dolls, and distribute the ashes outside, they soon become parts of local plant life!

If I would spontanaously life in another place then London where they grow apple trees it might end up as apples.

If a person came along, cut down the apple tree and processed it in the proper fashion, it would become paper again.

If I gave the paper to Captain USA he would make the map again.

If I stole the paper when he wasn't looking, wrote "Memo to self: Must destroy Nothar. Signed, Cap'n USA" on it and slipped it back in his pocket, then his whole playerworld would be doomed.

If he stops working on nothar his staff will start working on a new playerworld.

If that server is called "Kaimetsuland" then I'll be famous!

If you become famous even more people would ask for scripting help.

If I get pestered even more then I'm likely to break out the machine guns.

If you'd use the machine guns, you'd be in the newspaper.

If I was in the newspaper, I'd most likely be photographed at the worst possible time, like when I'm grinning like an idiot or something.

If you'd be grinning like an idiot on your picture people'd laugh at you.

If people'd laugh at me then I'd throw myself off a building.

If you'd throw yourself off of a building you'd be in the newspaper again.

If I was in the newspaper again, then I might inspire someone else to do the same as me.

If we assume that with every person jumping off of a building four other persons are inspired to do the same then eventually then more and more people would jump off of buildings nutil there is no one left in the world.

If there is nobody left in the world, the insects will take over!

If the insects would take over ultimately one will get a couple of machine guns and use them, then apear in the newspaper looking idiotic after which it will jump off a building because it was laughed at and that would inspire other insects to do the same until there are no more insects left in the world.

If an insect jumped off a building, its small mass would mean that its terminal velocity was something like 1 m/s and thus it would not be harmed no matter what it dropped off. So it would be laughed at even more.

After it had been laughed at even more, it would become even more gloomy and suicidal and decide to commit suicide by shooting itself with one of the aforementioned machine guns.

After several failed attempts to ram the trigger and then scuttle around the the other end of the gun in time, it would jump into the sea.

If it'd jump in the sea it would turn into a whale because of rare spontaneous evolution.

If it turned into a whale, it would drown because it would not know how to use its... whale stuff.

If it'd drown it would finally have succesfully commited suicide.

If it successfully committed suicide, it would be blessed by the ant god for success in its efforts, and reincarnated.

If it would be reincarnated the whole thing would start over again.

If the whole thing started all over again. then we'd have an excuse to get even more posts!

If we'd make even more posts I'd have an even higher number under my name.

If you had an even higher number, then I'd give you an evil stare for cheating and getting all your posts free with somebody else's account.

If you'd glare evilly at me for cheating I would jump off a building.

If you jumped off a building, I would run down and catch you so that the whole cycle did not start all over again.

If you'd catch me you'd come in the newspaper for a valiant rescue attempt.

If I was in the newspaper as a hero, then all the chicks would dig me.

if all the chicks would dig you your groupies would tear you apart in pieces while trying to tear of your clothes.

If I was attacked by groupies, then I'd employ my cool kung fu skills.

If you'd use your cool kung fu skills they'd attack you with even more enthusiasm.