ReptarKingOfTheOZone

This is the story of your life, it's what you say to random people on the street.

You sound nervous. Is it because of my accent? You want to know where I got it? My father was a drinker. One night he got a little crazier than usual, so my mummy got the teapot to defend herself. He didn't like that. So he pours boiling hot tea all over her.

Then he comes at me with the teapot, and he asks, "WHY SO BRITISH???"

Typical fail Brit insult, is that why you're fatter than Chris and me combined?

Dirty tea drinking bastard, you're too afraid to say it to my face. What did you say about me you buck toothed *****, before I ram crumpets up your ass.

So, Steve CM says you were talking **** about me to him behind my back huh?

yea son, Blue wizard was about to cast his ult on your ass

****ing briefcase wank3r

Son, that's right. Pussied out and released Mike when I was about to hop on my plane to come rape your ass.
You're also lucky we didn't send the Blue wizard on your ass, he doesn't take to kindly to kidnappers.

try it biggy. ill have you know i took a karate class when i was seven. HEYAAA

We give you an option, release Mike or suffer the consequences.

I'm so close to just calling Blue wizard on your ass.

Oh ****, Biggy about to go Rambo on your ass

Then your fate is set for killing Mike, expect to see me in a few days.