People let me tell you 'bout my best friend,
He's a warm hearted person who'll love me till the end.
People let me tell you bout my best friend,
He's a one boy cuddly toy, my up, my down, my pride and joy.
People let me tell you 'bout him he's so much fun
Whether we're talkin' man to man or whether we're talking son to son.
Cause he's my best friend.
Yes he's my best friend.
Dont tell vimes or gabe, but you are my favorite noob, ya I dont want gabe and vimes to get mad cause you know they will like WHAT?!! Then ill get banned for 10 years .