I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you

Why are you studdering? I bet you are trying to throw us off from you, the jig is up we know you have Mike. We know you are constantly raping/torturing him for his graal accounts/enjoyment. Were not gonna sit around and let you do this to him (and soon to us), you sick bastard. You have 24 hours to send him back or else.

btw, i i havent touched mike. i only have time to torture 1 slave and thats you.

lolwut, you never can see yourself in the toilet seat because your head is down the hole drinking the **** water

if i cant see my face in that toilet seat when i get back, you bet ill be able to see yours in it.

***** you dont have any money to buy me! how is that so hard to understand, now shup and make me an sandwich son.

why are you still talking? do i need to lock your jaw again? jeez your not worth the £20 i paid for you. slave

No no you need the little money you have, keep the 5 dollars i pay you a year to work for me, its ok.

you can have the five dollars i dont need them, but you dont come near my five pounds.

now shut up and finish your milk god damn it.

no no no, you don't let me near the 5 dollars you have is because you are a jew, understand now? Chris is part mexican, part black, part chinese, part jew fyi.
Now shup and eat your 5 cookies