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Tyhm
03-20-2001, 11:52 AM
I say all (Police) should be either Pandas, or in Panda suits!
Who's with me?

FatherDante
03-20-2001, 11:56 AM
Tyhm, that's a great idea! There are so many police right now, it's hard to choose! By limiting it to pandas, we could really make it easier to administer to the public. Plus, everyone knows it's easier to manage a work force in uniform! :D

Mustang1988
03-20-2001, 11:57 AM
I like copying people... like my new sig? muhahahaha... =p... *waiting for a couple more days so i can change my avatar thingy =p*

Mustang1988
03-20-2001, 11:58 AM
I'm soooo original...

I don't even know the panda head # =(
btw: the police chief has to be a grizzly bear

Shayde
03-20-2001, 12:00 PM
I like my signiture image a lot!

FatherDante
03-20-2001, 12:02 PM
Head434.gif is the panda head.

vergil
03-20-2001, 12:03 PM
Originally posted by Tyhm
I say all (Police) should be either Pandas, or in Panda suits!
Who's with me?


GP = Guild Panda

;)

FatherDante
03-20-2001, 12:04 PM
I think it should be PP: (Panda Patrol)

That's so cool!

vergil
03-20-2001, 12:06 PM
I AM THE NEW FISHING ADMIN !

Shayde
03-20-2001, 12:09 PM
okay, be quiet now.

Crono Illusion
03-20-2001, 12:33 PM
After dark, the panda stalk...
...nightmare creatures with black hearts...
...ravenous teeth, that glow in the dark...
...FEASTING ON BUMS THAT SLEEP IN THE PARK
THE PANDAS ARE COMING, SO HIDE UNDER YOUR BED!
THE PANDAS ARE COMING, THEY'LL RIP YOUR ASS TO SHREDS!
The panda is indeed the most mysterious of all creatures. Shrouded in the enigma of its black-and-white coat. What kind of camouflage is this, black-and-white, hiding in an OREO factory?... could be! That's just another chapter in the untold saga of the panda!
THE PANDAS ARE COMING! THEY WILL RIP OFF YOUR HEAD! THE PANDA ARE COMING, ON A RAMPAGE OF THE DEAD!
Like the shark, the pandas have millions of teeth, which it uses like a hacksaw to cut through bone, candy, and pencils.
The Chinese believe that if you find a discarded panda tooth, you have the power to summon Godzilla.
I'm drunk on panda mystery!
THE PANDAS ARE COMING! TO HIDE UNDER YOUR BED!
THE PANDAS ARE COMING! THEY'LL RIP YOUR ASS TO SHREDS! This has been chapter 1 in my ongiong story of the panda, which will cease at number 820.
You will see me again, Mr. Sifl!
Sifl: Dude, get a clue.
Panda: GET A PANDA!



That's the only thing I heard today that I could find that had something to do with pandas... maybe it could be the theme song of the Panda Patrol!

Mustang1988
03-20-2001, 12:35 PM
LOL!!!

Tyhm
03-20-2001, 12:48 PM
"can somebody have him SHAVED?"

Asuka
03-20-2001, 12:55 PM
I made the panda head well me and my sister did. If you look at the info on the head it says Kendra made it well my sister is Kendra. We made it to look like the Tare-Panda even though there is a mistake if you look at it from the side i have the fixed version but i dont know if the gfx people would switch it for me.

Crono Illusion
03-20-2001, 12:55 PM
I want to know why Sifl and Olly was cancelled.... I miss that show.

Mustang1988
03-20-2001, 12:56 PM
Originally posted by Asuka
... We made it to look like the Tare-Panda even though there is a mistake if you look at it from the side i have the fixed version but i dont know if the gfx people would switch it for me.

Why don't you ask Lycia? =) hehehehe...

Yamizitzu
03-20-2001, 01:02 PM
YES ALL POLICE SHOULD BE PANDAS NOW!!!
HEAD 434.gif!
BODY 7.png!

and by the way.. i need a signature and avatar =(

Ultimate the Panda

Mustang1988
03-20-2001, 01:04 PM
I think all the (Police) NPCs should be court marshalled for racism... They dont like bomys! and bomys dont like humans! lol

FatherDante
03-20-2001, 01:07 PM
I think all police should be pandas! Most pandas aren't racist!

Asuka
03-20-2001, 01:07 PM
Originally posted by Mustang1988


Why don't you ask Lycia? =) hehehehe...

That's like George Bush asking Al gore for some help in the white house.

Mustang1988
03-20-2001, 01:10 PM
haha

FatherDante
03-20-2001, 01:14 PM
A surprisingly good analogy, Asuka...

But I doubt that George Bush and Al Gore really dislike each other that much... they're just party opponents.

Mustang1988
03-20-2001, 01:17 PM
Hehehe...

George Bush and Bill Clinton

Asuka
03-20-2001, 01:18 PM
Still Bush would lose so much pride and would be criticized so much even if he did ask Gore.

Mustang1988
03-20-2001, 01:20 PM
Everyone needs help sometime ;)

lol

Yamizitzu
03-20-2001, 01:51 PM
Panda police would be very good
but i think the police forse would become very small because i am the only panda around.

Tolerian28
03-20-2001, 02:14 PM
I think there should be pandas in police and there is!!!!
but according to that poem pandas seem pretty scary

FatherDante
03-20-2001, 02:24 PM
Pandas aren't like that, don't worry. :)

Pandas are friendly and docile. But if you get one mad 'e'll bite your 'ead off!

Tolerian28
03-20-2001, 02:30 PM
Hmmmmm all this talk about pandas has made me hungry i wonder what pandas taste like?
here panda panda panda panda

Tolerian28
03-20-2001, 02:32 PM
Oh good i dont want to get on the bad side of a panda then.
Hey ultimate want some money?

Yamizitzu
03-20-2001, 05:28 PM
YES
never get on the bad side of a panda and i dont think i taste nice

Lycia
03-20-2001, 05:30 PM
Asuka, you are a ***, and The Game should be Police Chief.

Yamizitzu
03-20-2001, 05:33 PM
hey lycia
can you make avatars and sigs??

Ultimate

Lycia
03-20-2001, 05:34 PM
Yes, but not now.

I am going to sleep soon.

Yamizitzu
03-20-2001, 05:45 PM
ok
good night
cya tommorow

Lycia
03-20-2001, 05:51 PM
Thanks, and I hope you will vote for The Game being Police Chief.

Shayde
03-20-2001, 06:00 PM
I like to skate, in fact, I am hungry.

Yamizitzu
03-20-2001, 06:01 PM
you realy want game police chief dont you

Shayde
03-20-2001, 06:05 PM
What on earth gave you that idea?

Yamizitzu
03-20-2001, 06:24 PM
i think it would be very funny seeing all police looking like i do now
people would then live in fear of the Panda Police
lol

Asuka
03-20-2001, 09:29 PM
Yes because lycia thinks im a *** i will be a *** RAR!

FatherDante
03-20-2001, 10:25 PM
It seems that whenever last night Lycia didn't have anything useful to say to reply to a thread, she filled in the gap with "TheGame should be police chief."

Lycia
03-21-2001, 03:04 AM
Well, I do!

FatherDante
03-21-2001, 07:09 AM
Is that to say "I do indeed have nothing valuable to say?"

Asuka
03-21-2001, 07:11 AM
Dante i think whenever we have nothing to say on a thread we should say something like I LIKE COOKIES or something.

FatherDante
03-21-2001, 07:12 AM
When I don't have anything to say on a thread i don't say anything. Now there's a novel idea that Lycia should catch onto.

Crono Illusion
03-21-2001, 09:26 AM
I only post when I see a reason to, and I don't see the point of making pointless posts to boost your post count... maybe she'd stop if we removed the post counters.

Psyker
03-21-2001, 09:28 AM
probably true, Crono.

Yamizitzu
03-21-2001, 01:40 PM
only post something when you have something to say not like
I AM A PANDA

Tolerian28
03-21-2001, 06:24 PM
Yeah i agree with you Ultimate they are waisting space

Shayde
03-21-2001, 08:24 PM
I shall waste space too..
WASTE WASTE WASTE..
It's not working, is it :(

FatherDante
03-22-2001, 03:02 PM
Looks like it worked just fine. It seems that spam motivates a lot of conversation around here. :\

Yamizitzu
03-22-2001, 03:30 PM
yes dante
this post should have been about big, cute,fuzzy but deadly pandas (or ppl in panda suits) being the only police.

FatherDante
03-22-2001, 03:34 PM
I just think that pandas would be good for police. Why, you ask? Because their heads are very wide. Look at them sometime, those panda heads are freakin' huge!

Yamizitzu
03-22-2001, 03:39 PM
yes they are very wide but that is just for the large brain inside them.
if you want to see one it is head 434

FatherDante
03-22-2001, 03:40 PM
My thoughts exactly, pandas have big old heads. Fish have little teeny heads. What does this prove? Panda brains is bigger than fishie brains.

Yamizitzu
03-22-2001, 03:44 PM
in real life the memory span of a fish is less than one minute but pandas last for ever

FatherDante
03-22-2001, 03:47 PM
My point exactly, the pandas are the smartest ones on Graal. Make them the police. Or maybe we need a (PAT) - Panda Administration Team?

Shayde
03-22-2001, 05:19 PM
Hmm...If I changed my head to the panda head, would I be instantly smart? Or does this question make me stupid :(

Yamizitzu
03-22-2001, 05:41 PM
ok that question makes you stupid but if you change your head you will slowly get smarter

FatherDante
03-22-2001, 10:45 PM
It's not the question but the fish head in your signature that makes you stupid. If you begin using the panda head you will find yourself quickly recovering. :)

Lycia
03-23-2001, 02:30 AM
The fish head is cuter though.

Aidoggy
03-23-2001, 04:06 AM
gaah all staff are fishes now =/

Lycia
03-23-2001, 04:39 AM
That's because Fish own you.

FatherDante
03-23-2001, 10:55 AM
Hm... remember what we said about fishes having small brains? Admins being fishes? Let's apply a very very small syllogistic logic here...

uh-oh.

grim_squeaker_x
03-23-2001, 06:06 PM
Originally posted by FatherDante
Hm... remember what we said about fishes having small brains? Admins being fishes? Let's apply a very a very small syllogistic logic here...

uh-oh.
Hahahah, well Stefan isn't a fsih I think ^^

Spyder5782
03-23-2001, 06:07 PM
All police should be pandas, and yeah I miss Sifil and Olly too. I used to record the episodes.

FatherDante
03-23-2001, 10:15 PM
If all the police were pandas I bet people would like them more because they're soft and fuzzy. :)

Lycia
03-24-2001, 02:16 AM
The panda heads look like they are stoned.

Yamizitzu
03-24-2001, 10:46 AM
hmmmm
fish=small brain
panda=stoned and cute and fuzzy
of we make it so all police have to be panda and all admins have to be fish it would be perfect
:D

Tolerian28
03-24-2001, 10:51 AM
Ummmm you sure about having all the admins fishies if they have small brains? :(

Yamizitzu
03-24-2001, 12:02 PM
ok mabey not all admins have small brains

Crono Illusion
03-24-2001, 12:27 PM
FISH HEADS, FISH HEADS, ROLY POLY FISH HEADS, FISH HEADS, FISH HEADS, EAT THEM UP YUM!

Lycia
03-24-2001, 12:44 PM
At least we're not stoned.

Spyder5782
03-24-2001, 01:12 PM
...Unlike Crono Illusion

Yamizitzu
03-24-2001, 04:24 PM
so what if my head looks stoned
at least i am smart