View Full Version : Old kingdom joke.

07-10-2002, 04:12 AM
Lol, i remember this from a long time ago.. its written how it was worded back then. just think how the times have changed.

Dustari and Samurai had a meeting about the state that the kingdoms were in at the time, and they both decided that it would be for the best of all kingdoms to destory the less productive ones. They got to planning, by putting their best strategists and thinkers together and after two months of deliberation, they had written foolproof plans to take over the other kingdoms.

Dustari decided to plan the doom of Celt. Now, these were ruthless fighters from the north, and were a bit of an obsticle for the other kingdoms while trying to visit Mount Antora, so they had to go. On the day that the plans would be shared, Samurai asked Dustari,"How long are you're plans?" and, Dustari replied "Oh, about ten pages long." And they all sat down to organize the attack.

Samurai was left with the obvious choice of Zormite, they were pretty much an all around bother when it came to the sea. If you were to set foot on a boat in the wrong spot of the ocean, you would have been surely attacked by a flock of them at that time of age. On the day that they would plan Zormite's downfall. the Samurai met with the Dustarians, and sat at a large table. The Dustarians, noticing that the Samurai did'nt have a huge stack of papers, were purplexed. Dustari asked,"Where are your plans? Have you failed to find a way to conquor them?" At this, the Samurai all broke out into uncontrolable laughter that lasted for about fifteen minutes. Finally one of them came out of their laughing fit and took a bundle out of his cloak. "Oh, we have it alright." said the Samurai. Taken aback, the Dustarian answered "Well? How long is it then?!" Still giggling, the Samurai responded as he took a small pice of paper out of the bundle "Oh, about three lines long."

07-10-2002, 04:16 AM
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07-10-2002, 04:16 AM
I dont get it =\

07-10-2002, 04:22 AM
:o *didnt write it. just thought it was interesting*
its simple. it means to say zormite is easy as heck to take over...from the writers standpoint.

07-10-2002, 04:23 AM
Originally posted by Zach1
:o *didnt write it. just thought it was interesting*
its simple. it means to say zormite is easy as heck to take over...from the writers standpoint.

Sadly I was curious as hell to figure out what those three lines said.

Maybe just put something toxic in the water.

07-10-2002, 04:27 AM

lol, zurkiba isnt the best fighter :p
*this statement was not an opinion of the character gonbai kitatchi. neither is it the opinion of the samurai kingdom*

07-14-2002, 01:24 PM
HAHA! That's sooo funny...I guess it's one of those jokes that are supposed to be humurous inside, but since it doens't make sense until someone explains, it's not really a joke...it's just a story.

07-23-2002, 10:07 AM
this reminds me of both me and Brad plotting too assasinate Wing, my plans took up so many PMs to explain to someone its not funny, meanwhile before i can put my plans into action he runs up to Wing like a maniac yelling *stab* *stab*
no offense to Brad,
we all make mistkaes.

07-24-2002, 09:49 AM
Funeee :D :D :D