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Termina_GP4
05-18-2001, 09:31 PM
Can you imagine working for a company
that has a little more than 500 employees
and has the following statistics:


29 have been accused of spousal abuse
7 have been arrested for fraud
19 have been accused of writing bad checks
117 have indirectly or directly bankrupt at least 2 business
3 have done time for assualt
71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
8 have been arrested for shoplifting
21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year

Can you guess which organization this is?
Give up yet?
It's the 535 members of the United States Congress.
The same group of idiots who crank out hundreds of new laws
designed to keep the rest of us in line!

05-18-2001, 09:34 PM
LOL HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Psyker
05-18-2001, 09:34 PM
Only in America!

Termina_GP4
05-18-2001, 09:56 PM
Originally posted by Psyker
Only in America!

hehehe

Zulithe
05-18-2001, 10:02 PM
Originally posted by Termina_GP4
Can you imagine working for a company
that has a little more than 500 employees
and has the following statistics:


29 have been accused of spousal abuse
7 have been arrested for fraud
19 have been accused of writing bad checks
117 have indirectly or directly bankrupt at least 2 business
3 have done time for assualt
71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
8 have been arrested for shoplifting
21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year

Can you guess which organization this is?
Give up yet?
It's the 535 members of the United States Congress.
The same group of idiots who crank out hundreds of new laws
designed to keep the rest of us in line! Heh I've read this somewhere else before, forgot but I don't doubt its credibility! This easily reflects the corruption that can be found within our own government

Kaimetsu
05-18-2001, 10:06 PM
As it happens, England's Deputy Prime Minister started a fistfight with someone who threw an egg at him very recently. So you're not the only ones who have stupid politicians.

activeconvict
05-18-2001, 10:19 PM
I saw a site similiar to that, it's like "Have You Given a H.......
to this man?" (Picture of Bill Clinton) Over 294 people said yes.

Thak2
05-18-2001, 10:26 PM
yo termina.
oh, and about that thing with the politician in england, if you were hit by an egg from under a foot away at fll pelt, would you just carry on walking or trn around and give the fella a beating? i know what i wold do, therefore that politician was in the right :) heh

IceHawk
05-18-2001, 10:27 PM
Our prime minister doesn't speak english very good. And I don't think he speaks french very well either.

Thak2
05-18-2001, 10:29 PM
Originally posted by IceHawk
Our prime minister doesn't speak english very good. And I don't think he speaks french very well either.
you r canadian i presume?

activeconvict
05-18-2001, 10:35 PM
Looks like it.

IceHawk
05-18-2001, 10:50 PM
Yes, I AM CANADIAN

Hawk
05-18-2001, 11:31 PM
Hi!

Yes. ;-)
Park Royal ISAWk.

Zulithe
05-18-2001, 11:31 PM
Originally posted by Hawk
Hi!

Yes. ;-)
Park Royal ISAWk. umm hawk that whole Hi! thing is very annoying

05-19-2001, 12:29 AM
damnit, so most of them have commited crimes and such...wow

sniperjoe10
05-19-2001, 12:36 AM
Originally posted by Termina_GP4
Can you imagine working for a company
that has a little more than 500 employees
and has the following statistics:


29 have been accused of spousal abuse
7 have been arrested for fraud
19 have been accused of writing bad checks
117 have indirectly or directly bankrupt at least 2 business
3 have done time for assualt
71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
8 have been arrested for shoplifting
21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year

Can you guess which organization this is?
Give up yet?
It's the 535 members of the United States Congress.
The same group of idiots who crank out hundreds of new laws
designed to keep the rest of us in line!

Thats the government for ya ;P