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MilkyWay0016
03-29-2002, 12:07 PM
First of all, who cares? It isn't a big deal people. Give it time. And if your against elven, wouldn't you want them to stay so you can fight them or whatever? I see no joy in NOT killing your enemies. ;)

freddyfox
03-29-2002, 01:07 PM
Yeah, us ratmen like to torture elves. They make interesting noises when being dropped into a natural lava pit. They taste sorta bland, though. Kinda like a salad.

Ghost Pirate
03-29-2002, 04:19 PM
I heard Elf Ears mixed with Zorbie stew is very tastey

everandom
03-29-2002, 10:16 PM
Elven flesh are tender especially those which are called 'elven-woman' ahhh yummm... *drools*

scottman5587
03-30-2002, 10:48 AM
elven is needed to pick on

Zelgadis_Geywords
03-30-2002, 08:16 PM
Originally posted by scottman5587
elven is needed to pick on

Ah yes. They fill the need for comic relief, I take it.

Valder
03-30-2002, 11:37 PM
*sigh*
Barbarians.....

cshank4
03-31-2002, 12:22 AM
Originally posted by Valder
*sigh*
Barbarians.....
not barbarians... were just ermmm ahhhh ummmm...
*pulls out a sword*
Burn the elven city/villige to the ground loyal knights!
*evil laugh*

freddyfox
03-31-2002, 01:58 AM
Originally posted by Valder
*sigh*
Barbarians.....

And I ain't changing, baby.

ghostsamurai
03-31-2002, 05:16 AM
Why bother the elves? they are quite bland, their blood tastes like water, but is thick like molasses.

Googi
03-31-2002, 05:19 AM
Originally posted by ghostsamurai
Why bother the elves? they are quite bland, their blood tastes like water, but is thick like molasses.

Oh, I attack the elves because, well, Zormite and Dustari are enemies of the elves.

cshank4
03-31-2002, 07:43 AM
Originally posted by Googi


Oh, I attack the elves because, well, Zormite and Dustari are enemies of the elves.
Do not forget those nasty Orcs!

everandom
03-31-2002, 12:19 PM
Originally posted by ghostsamurai
Why bother the elves? they are quite bland, their blood tastes like water, but is thick like molasses.

really? try stewing them with salt water *drools*

Kohojogo
04-01-2002, 11:39 PM
Originally posted by Ghost Pirate
I heard Elf Ears mixed with Zorbie stew is very tastey

LEAVE MY EARS ALONE!!! :p

MilkyWay0016
04-08-2002, 12:20 AM
Originally posted by Googi


Oh, I attack the elves because, well, Zormite and Dustari are enemies of the elves.

really? last time I checked they were listed as allies ^_~

Brad
04-08-2002, 12:55 AM
Orcs yum elf