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SSmutz
03-16-2001, 12:40 PM
what should we do with the elephant?

Psyker
03-16-2001, 12:45 PM
let it roam wild. (uh oh, it may PK us and steal our gralats so it can buy peanuts from Skop!)

BruceLee2000
03-16-2001, 12:47 PM
Kill it for the ivory

SSmutz
03-16-2001, 12:49 PM
Rofl! that would be cool! smack a person in the back of the head with its trunk thenn rob them of their gralats!

03-16-2001, 01:11 PM
throw it on the big survivor island and when we have a survivor contest we have to kill it, eat it to survive, and then sell its ivory tusks to gain immunity among the tribe!

03-16-2001, 01:32 PM
Place about 6 elephants in the world, make them almost impossible to kill (attack them and have your head knocked off by their trunk) let them wander around in the wild, make them have behavior like drinking water, swimming, sleeping. Ivory would be worth a lot, but as I said before, almost impossible to get. People that haven't ever attacked the elephant can ride it, but if you hit it, it'll never let you ride it again.

Tyhm
03-16-2001, 01:38 PM
Paint it white and have it follow the myth of the White Elephant...

A sultan was once given a white elephant, blah blah blah, grand vizier tells him it's a sacred beast and a great honor, blah blah blah, no you can't kill it, you must honor it, even when it's eating you out of house and home, so the Sultan says if it's such a great honor, I think there's noone better suited for it than my good friend the advisor...

Have the White Elephant follow someone and screw with them until they can give it to someone else. ^_^

SSmutz
03-16-2001, 01:42 PM
these are actually some good ideas, lets get Stefan to read them =D

FatherDante
03-16-2001, 01:49 PM
No they're not, and no we shouldn't. :)

The Elephant's doing a good job standing around until somebody gets on it and tells it what to do. :D

Psyker
03-16-2001, 01:51 PM
I think Dante has peanuts, and is afraid of the elephant :D

03-16-2001, 01:52 PM
hehe mouse NPCs to scare the elephant

FatherDante
03-16-2001, 01:53 PM
haha now there's a good idea, make a "peanuts" NPC, the elephant follows whoever has it!

03-16-2001, 01:54 PM
and devours them and the peanuts when they catch them >:)

SSmutz
03-16-2001, 01:55 PM
just what we need...a elephant that pks ppl with its trunk and steals their peenuts

Psyker
03-16-2001, 01:59 PM
Haha yeah, you would have peanuts but you wouldn't even know... and if you started to run from the elephant it'd chase after you and trample trees and stuff :D

SSmutz
03-16-2001, 02:01 PM
rofl, why not make it be able to use its trunk as a water gun as a weapon too

Psyker
03-16-2001, 02:05 PM
lmao yeah
...!
Elephant pets! Haha

03-16-2001, 02:06 PM
my idea = best :(

Psyker
03-16-2001, 02:07 PM
which one? the mouse one?

SSmutz
03-16-2001, 02:08 PM
i like the idea of its running around and killing ppl with its trunk and stealing their peanuts and money

Psyker
03-16-2001, 02:12 PM
*buys a bag of peanuts and hides it in mining store*

03-16-2001, 02:13 PM
not the mouse one, the one before it.

SSmutz
03-16-2001, 02:14 PM
yay! the elephant will trample the mining business and make all the humans poor!

Psyker
03-16-2001, 02:14 PM
killing animals for ivory is bad :(

SSmutz
03-16-2001, 02:18 PM
yea, i want the elepahnt to kill everyone else, not let other kill it

Psyker
03-16-2001, 02:19 PM
what if the elephant could swim?
...or drown...

SSmutz
03-16-2001, 02:22 PM
it could swim slowly.. i seen elephants that float across rivers

Psyker
03-16-2001, 02:24 PM
Slower than walking on land O_o;

SSmutz
03-16-2001, 02:26 PM
make it swim as fast as it walks now, and make it walk faster (so it can kill ppl)

FatherDante
03-16-2001, 02:30 PM
Actually, elephants in real life can swim very well. They can even completely submerge and use their trunks to breathe.

Crono Illusion
03-16-2001, 02:49 PM
We should make all the animals revolt and attack random targets (preferably Welly,) and then allow players to tape their beating given to them by the animals and sell it for gralat as a "When Animals Attack!" special like you see on FOX every other week.

Lycia
03-16-2001, 07:34 PM
The elephant is weird.

Psyker
03-16-2001, 10:33 PM
Crono, I like that show :D

greezi
03-16-2001, 10:50 PM
Originally posted by Lycia
The elephant is weird.
Why is it weird?

Crono Illusion
03-17-2001, 01:33 AM
Some of the "When Animals Attack" specials are good... others just seem really, really stupid.

Admins
03-17-2001, 11:02 AM
Oh yes real elephants are not really slow,
they can run quite fast
The idea with walking through water is good.
drinking water would be possible too, when
someone makes the graphics for it
(may be it need to drink something
to be faster ?)

Fai
03-17-2001, 11:03 AM
eating players

and wellys

SSmutz
03-17-2001, 11:05 AM
yes, i agree with Fai, the elephant needs to PK players for their money =D

Fai
03-17-2001, 11:07 AM
run over players

and wellys

StoneColdRichie
03-17-2001, 11:19 AM
or just Wellys

03-17-2001, 11:27 AM
Wellys will do fine.

Tyhm
03-17-2001, 11:36 AM
When an Elephant drinks Water, it charges its trunk...maybe one shot per drink, up to 20 shots.
When the player hits the S button, it fires off a spray of water that hits all players in its way for maybe half a heart, probably 0 damage though.

Then I'd like Elephants much better....though I've never been particularly keen on spoken commands for NPCs, but that's just me. I have trouble telling where I tabbed. =P

SSmutz
03-17-2001, 11:50 AM
we should fill Welly's pockets with peanuts so that when he wakes up the elepahnt will be after him trying to kill him for his nuts

Psyker
03-17-2001, 11:53 AM
Or shove them down where they sun don't shine

SSmutz
03-17-2001, 12:08 PM
you can if you want to, but i aint going down there

greezi
03-17-2001, 12:10 PM
I agree 100% with Thym

SSmutz
03-17-2001, 12:13 PM
im still like the idea of letting it run around and kill people with it's trunk to steal their money and peanuts =D

greezi
03-17-2001, 12:14 PM
Nah, shooting people with water and killin' them!

SSmutz
03-17-2001, 12:15 PM
since when did water kill? but seeing a elefant smack somone in the back of the head with its trunk just plain makes me laugh

greezi
03-17-2001, 12:16 PM
I mean it will hurt them, then It will eventually kill them :D

SSmutz
03-17-2001, 12:18 PM
but, still i didnt know water could hurt you, unless your drowing, or unless its poisonous or acid water

greezi
03-17-2001, 12:22 PM
No, the pressure

FatherDante
03-17-2001, 12:27 PM
Haven't you ever seen videos of riot control officers spraying crowds with hoses? People can get injured very badly!

Lomgren
03-17-2001, 12:37 PM
That is exactly what I was thinking of Dante, but you got to it first... :) Anyways, if water is at a high enough pressure, a jet of it can cut through steel...

SSmutz
03-17-2001, 02:46 PM
well, im not gonna argue with facts but i still want it to pk players to get peanuts =D

Lycia
03-17-2001, 06:29 PM
The elephant should go faster.

Tyhm
03-18-2001, 10:40 AM
Elephants can also walk on bogs that people would sink right into. Weight displacement, the surface-to-volume ratio and all that.

Fai
03-18-2001, 10:45 AM
The elephant should go super duper fast. that would be funny

SSmutz
03-18-2001, 12:20 PM
sure, lets shove a jet engine up the elefant's arse

Psyker
03-18-2001, 01:09 PM
Imagine the elephant going faster than the speed of light...

FatherDante
03-18-2001, 01:24 PM
Tyhm, elephants may have flat feet, but that certainly doesn't displace their immense weight. Nu-uh. A human would have a better chance on snow shoes...

Hey, anyone wanna make a snowshoes NPC???

Tyhm
03-19-2001, 04:45 AM
Seriously, they do!

Humans exert more PSI on the ground than elephants do.
Elephants have 3 feet on the ground at a time, as opposed to humans who walk with 1. Elephants exert their pressure equally, and the surface area to weight ratio is such that elephants can and do walk on bogs humans can't, which is really funny in dense jungles...

Crono Illusion
03-19-2001, 05:15 AM
The zoo where I used to live (Anchorage, AK) had 2 elephants, and nobody went to see them because they smelled bad. Then, the zoo lost 90% of its visitors because of a tourist who snuck over 9 fences to take pictures of the polar bears Binky and Nica. They got over the fence, then when they tried to take the picture, had their camera and their shoes eaten. Then, when he was interviewed, he said, "But the bears just looked so cute! All I wanted was a picture to show my relatives!" and a few weeks later the bears died because they were given rancid food.

FatherDante
03-19-2001, 07:00 AM
Actually, I neglected to compensate for the fact that elephants have 4 feet. You must be right, Tyhm.

Tyhm
03-19-2001, 09:32 AM
Back at the San Francisco Zoo, some guy jumped into the bear enclosure because the Bears were calling him.

Fortunately (for him), the bears were sufficiently startled that they just backed off into their sleeping quarters...

And more recently, this guy stole a koala to give his girlfriend for christmas...

Crono Illusion
03-19-2001, 09:42 AM
They stole a KOALA!? Well, that's just odd.

Lycia
03-19-2001, 09:59 AM
I think a camel would be cooler.

FatherDante
03-19-2001, 01:59 PM
It's sad, they almost killed the poor koala. ;_;

grim_squeaker_x
03-19-2001, 06:03 PM
Originally posted by Gspeed2000
he should have taken welly

wait who wants welly

Well, you could give him as a "gift" to someone you really hate ^^

KawaiiSaRiA
03-19-2001, 06:08 PM
lol

TheFox1
03-19-2001, 09:14 PM
LoL i think the Elephants head is weird lookin, It has a really small head!
i think we need to fix it....

Aidoggy
03-20-2001, 03:48 AM
It Must Be Freeee!

FatherDante
03-20-2001, 07:33 AM
Real elephants' heads aren't that big, I think the elephant looks dandy.